Thursday, April 28, 2011

Chicken Humor

Rachel and I were reading her Ranger Rick magazine. These are in honor of Mike who always loved Rachel's chicken jokes. Hope you find a little humor in them.

Here goes:
q.How do chickens keep in shape ?

a. They do lots of eggs-ercises.

q. Why could't the hen find her eggs?

a. She had mislaid them.

q. What did the little chick say to the big chick?

a.  "Peck on someone your own size."

q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

a. The referee called, "Fowl!"

q. What game do chicks play with their moms?

a. Peck-a-boo.

q. Is chicken soap good for you?

a. Not if you're the chicken.